We're All-Stars of the Dope Game
By Lil'MATT of Stolen Underground

I am tired of being contraversial, and I am tired of being in the hot seat so I am not saying anything about anybody anymore.  Lets let Martin Dugard write it from the Orange Coast Magazine in the article Doubting Floyd. 

So I don’t tell them that Floyd once offhandedly told me over burritos at a Chipotle near his home, “Just so you know, Marty, Lance doped.”

And I won't tell anybody that David Clinger once offhandedly told me over pancakes in California near our Prime Alliance training camp, "Floyd Landis used more HGH than anybody I have ever seen."

But Floyd and David were probably exaggerating in moments when there needed to be exaggeration.

I am tired, tired, tired of doping.  I am tired of being the lightning rod.  I am tired of being let down, and I am tired of getting all of the reports that I can't tell you.

PLEASE STOP TELLING ME THAT PEOPLE ARE DOPING IF I CAN'T REPORT IT.  JUST KEEP IT TO YOURSELF BECAUSE I CAN'T KEEP A SECRET.  S$%T Lil'MATT EVEN TURNED HIMSELF IN FOR USING EPO AND TEST.

Like Chris Rock says, "You want to hide money from a ni$$a, hide it in a book.  Books be like Kryptonite to a ni$$a."  Maybe I should take that advice and transfer that into my daily routine?   "If you want to tell the truth about a doper, tell it in SU because SU be like Kryptonite to a doper."

I am tired of liars in the sport pretending to be anti-doping when I have recorded staff members telling me that teams knowingly allowed doping racers to become resigned.  And I am also tired of Steve Johnson and USA Cycling stating that everything I wittnessed in my long monkey suit career with the U.S. National Team or after was made up.  Steve, I already have car insurance, it was a nice letter though.  Very thoughtful that you wanted me to save $300.

On the outside everything looks great as the sport seems to be improving, but lets face it the dopers are still doping, because that is all they can do to continue in the sport.  But more importantly is this push by the teams to clean up the sport, or should I say race promoters to keep out teams who don't have anti-doping testing programs.

But who is to say that we should believe these new testing programs?  Especially when the companies split up after Michael Ball hires them.  Wait I am not saying anything about Rock Racing!  I am just bringing up a point that David told me over pancakes, wait a second!  Wasn't Landis at Rock's training camp?  I am confussed.

Is it not possible to pretend to have a testing program and to put out a press release to get that dirty stigma monkey off your back?  Nobody wants really wants to win a best breast contest with fake boobs do they?

Is it not possible to hide your true intentions to win at all costs?  Lil'MATT says AMEN my brother.

But I did not say to hide it in a book, I say hide it in a DCShoe box.  At least Rob and Big Black didn't have to deal with doping in skateboarding and Tony Hawk told me his sport was clean.  Right on!